Here is a list of things I can believably accept Michael Phelps doing:

1) Swimming
2) Walking
3) Walking to a swim meet

Here is a list of things I cannot believably accept Michael Phelps doing:

1) Playing 'Guitar Hero'
2) Learning a foreign language via Rosetta Stone
3) Acting

Please stop asking me to believe these things, television.

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Things I absolutely believe Heidi Klum does when Seal is out on tour and thus cannot make love to her constantly (which is what I gather they do, based on how they talk together in interviews):

1) Plays 'Guitar Hero' while dancing around in her underwear and a man's shirt.

You can't be around her every day, Seal. And that is when I shall make my move.

You heard me, soul-man. I'm gonna play Guitar Hero with your woman.